Reasons to Date a Microbiologist
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We do everything 10x 40x 100x bigger and better
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Size doesn't matter
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We know the meaning of complement
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We always wear protection and use sterile technique
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We can run our own pregnancy and STD tests
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We do it on a stage
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We don't wear anything under our lab coats
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We know the importance of direct contact during conjugation
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We wash our hands before and after everything
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We love Coronavirus with a lime
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The above funnies were kindly provided by the Colorado State University - Microbiology Student Association, representing every Microbe-loving, gram-stain, hand-washing, chemistry-loathing, die-hard microbiology major.
If like to share your microbiology funnies, please send them to us for review.
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